Monday, 29 August 2016

Compromise proposal to sterilize Muslim immigrants

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In view of growing demands to curb Muslim immigration, Senator Stump has tabled a compromise proposal in committee (S-432) to expand Muslim immigration, but compensate for this growth in Muslim influx by sterilizing them all, either through vasectomy or chemical castration, or else by means of a riskier experimental procedure known as Petrochemical Scintillation of the Endoplasmic Reticulum, which has the substantial drawback that it can lead to a postoperative pathological condition known as FAS (Funky Armpit Syndrome), which is generally incurable and inexorably leads to convulsions, coma and death.  
Some members of the opposition demurred, alleging potential conflicts with the Genocide Convention. Debate was postponed until an interim ruling could be elicited from the Standing Committee of the Inter-Parliamentary Commission to Combat Snoring.

When asked the grounds for proposing this discriminatory measure against future Muslim immigrants, the senator reportedly replied, “Why? Because Mohammedans FUCK TOO MUCH! There was a Mohammedan Overfuck Ratio (MOR) of 216% in the second quarter of 2015! At this rate, by 2055, 96% of the US population will be Palestinian refugees!” [Note: these figures are imaginary and not meant seriously. I haven't checked the stats yet. IS] 

Eager to lick the Icelandic boot

How Newcastle United Won Against Pegida & Associates, by Chi Onwurah

“I knew about Pegida, marching in their thousands through German cities against the supposed ‘Islamisation of the West’, claiming not to be racist or Islamophobic but, when the media could get someone to speak, expressing the most hateful views.”

My dearest Chi:

Your objections to Pegida sound PHONY LIKE HELL.

You cannot discuss the problem of Islamophobia
without first discussing the problem of Islam.

You dismiss Pegida because of its conservative views.
I support Pegida DESPITE its conservative views,
simply because they, like I, oppose the onward march of islam.

If leftists weren’t such yellow-bellied spineless scum,
eager to lick the Islamic boot,
I would support a leftist movement.

BUT THEY ARE SO I DON’T.

I think the REAL problem is that you are an ISLAMOPHILIAC.

Ta ta, Uncle Igor

Sunday, 21 August 2016

Come mow my lawn, Shlomo!

http://www.northjersey.com/news/paramus-man-sues-nypd-over-muslim-surveillance-records-1.565249?page=all
This news item from a few years back shows the utter insouciance of the Mohammedan masses toward the criminal nature of the worldwide Muslim Brotherhood menace.  
Paramus man sues NYPD over Muslim surveillance records [video], by Hannan Adely, Staff Writer, The Bergen County Record, November 27, 2013
New York City – Troubled by news reports of secret police surveillance, Samir Hashmi requested records a year ago he believes police have on him and on the Muslim Student Association at Rutgers University, where he was treasurer.

Smear Hashmi: "I just would like those records expunged," said Hashmi, 25. "I really would like to see what activity I did that caused them to be so suspicious.”
Dear Smear, the Muslim Students’ Association has been tightly linked to the Muslim Brotherhood for over thirty years. Evidence: Introductory memorandum, the MB signed confession to its repulsive goals. The Muslim Brotherhood is the source of most of the Arab world’s Islamic terrorist organizations, including Al Qaeda and Ham-Ass.   
Smear Hashmi: I've only been an active Muslim ...”
Dear Smear, if “being an active Muslim” involves joining an MB front organization, then “being an active Muslim” means being a sympathizer of Mohammedan totalitarianism. That is far more than sufficient reason to watch you very closely indeed. Mohammedan totalitarianism is a very grave danger to humankind at this stage of history.
Smear Hashmi: “ ...  and I've never advocated violence at any time
Dear Smear, so what?
Smear Hashmi: “I want peace of mind.”
Dear Smear, you won’t get peace of mind by recreating in your current location the Mohammedan hellhole (i.e. the Gangstapimp Republic of Porkistan) that your parents managed to escape.
Hashmi, a bookkeeper who graduated from college in 2011, said he joined the Muslim Student Association to help his community and show a positive side of Islam after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. He also has been involved as a youth leader at the Islamic Center of Passaic County in Paterson ...
Dear Smear, the Passaic County Gangstapimp Center in Paterson, New Joisy, is a notorious hotbed of Ham-Ass agitation. It is the absolute epicenter of Palestinian subversion on the American continent. If you were a “youth leader” at that pestilential dive, you are evidently a dangerous fanatic.
... which was monitored by the Joint Terrorism Task Force, which includes New Jersey and New York police and the FBI. Hashmi was born and raised in New Jersey and his parents are from Pakistan, he said.
In October 2011, the Associated Press broke news that the NYPD had watched Muslim students at 16 colleges across the Northeast by monitoring websites and emails and using undercover officers and informants to pose as students. The police actions were part of a wider program of surveillance at Muslim houses of worship, businesses and schools that stretched into New Jersey, including Muslim neighborhoods of Paterson and Newark.
Those camel-drivers are right. The NYPD has no business snooping on the Ham-Ass sympathizers at the Passaic County Gangstapimp Center

THAT’S THE ISRAELI ARMY’S JOB. 
Come mow my lawn, Shlomo! 

Monday, 15 August 2016

Pamela Geller converts to Gangstapimp

Pamela Geller converts to Gangstapimp

With photos to prove it!! 

Finally, one of Squallah’s most rebellious children has returned to the fold. Following Pamela Geller’s engagement to Sheikh Funky Baloney, a Mohammedan Horse-Shit Grand Master and spiritual leader of the Funky Armpit School of camel-driver apologetics, she has assumed strict hijabbery, as we can see in the daguerrotypes. 


Pamela Geller with Sheikh Funky Baloney

Pakistani Islamist murders Mohammedan witch doctor

Imam Maulama Akonjee and his assistant Thara Uddin were murdered on 14 August in New York City. Police say a gunman approached the men from behind and shot them in the head. No reports of anyone yelling “Allahu akbar!”. The incident happened near the Al-Furqan Jame Masjid in Ozone Park in Queens, New York City. Maulama Akonjee, a married father of three, moved to Queens from Bangladesh two years ago.  
Judging by the time of his arrival, it would seem that Akonjee was a member or sympathizer of the fanatical Jamaat-e-Islami party that was then being repressed by the secular Awami League government. Many islamists fled Bangladesh at that time and since then, and a number have been accepted as political refugees in the USA, where they no doubt will contribute to the islamization of the country.
Jamaat-e-Islami was founded in Lahore, British India, in 1941 by the Islamo-Fascist crackpot Abul Ala Maududi. It played a distinguished role in the Bangladesh genocide of 1971. Numerous Muslims are persuaded that they alone have the right to perpetrate genocide and its ilk. 
Parishioner holds sketches of gunman

Despite the predictable Mohammedan hysteria about Western islamophobes persecuting poor innocent Muslims, the hitman looked like a Pakistani islamist, not a likely Trump voter by a long shot. The only similar case I have heard of happened in Belgium a few years ago, when a Shia imam was murdered by a Sunni fanatic.
However the modus operandi looks more like a murder for hire than a religious killing. 


Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Historic Switch in Presidential Plumbing Impends


Since we know that Hillary has pledged allegiance to Goldman Sachs and is in bed with Israel, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Pentagon, and numerous other geopolitical heavyweights -- all at the same time -- we have no reason to fear any undue influences acting on the seemingly predestined leader of the Untrammeled World.
Despite the innovative layout of her genito-urinary tract, which has no precedent in the Oval Office (Ovarian Office?), she promises continuity, in other words same old rip-off capitalism, with a few paternalistic (excuse me, maternalistic) perks to keep the masses dazed.
Unfortunately her game plan entails prolonged and obsequious kowtowing in the direction of the GangstaSpace and its myrmidons who infest the West.  
For the foreseeable future the right wing will have a lock on counter-jihad politics. Geert Wilders, the great hope for an enlightened counter-jihad, now claims to disbelieve in global warming and recently attended the national convention of the French Front National, a veritable stomping ground of competing reactionary traditions, from monarchists to racists, anti-semites and clerical fascists. Critics of islam who are guided by the humanist values of the Enlightenment cannot possibly make common cause with such people. The Front National has even sprouted a neoliberal current, thus losing its sole endearing trait, namely an antiquated statism that reflected its nationalism.
An anti-islam party, the AfD, has grown swiftly in Germany and is now represented in  several  regional legislatures. It consists largely of conservatives who won’t vote for Angela Merkel’s party, the CDU, any more, due to her concessions to Islam and to Muslim immigration. The AfD has become the first sizable party in Europe to make opposition to Islam the main plank of its platform, and it pulls no punches. The Afd dispenses entirely with the ceremonial restraint that politicians traditionally display when discussing islam. Without going to the questionable extreme of denying that islam is a religion, the AfD stresses islam’s purely political dimensions and correctly designates islam as unconstitutional, since sharia law is incompatible with several constitutional guarantees. Unfortunately there is some overlap with Fascistoid ideology, although no actual storm troopers have surfaced yet.    

The left, for its part, shows little sign of emerging from its ethnological fixation on rustic zealots as the embodiment of third-world emancipation. The radicaler the better. But even the left has had to adjust. I recently watched a documentary by Germany’s Left party denouncing Mohammedan hooligans. No ethnic or religious terms were used in the film, but the convicted Muslim gang members and  their defiant families were shown cursing in heavily accented German.