Friday, 4 March 2016

SEX LIFE OF THE DEAD

IN WHAT OTHER PIDGIN RELIDGIN

DOES THE AFTERLIFE FEATURE
FRENZIED COPULATION
WITH NUMEROUS BABES?

By our porno-theological correspondent Dr. Sigmund Fraud
In what other pidgin relidgin does the afterlife feature frenzied copulation with numerous babes?
You have simply got to hand it to Mohammed [pbuh]. That sly dog! [pbuh]. It was an absolute stroke of genius to equip his simple but robust theological platform with a blatantly erotic, not to say pornographic, eschatological component.  In what other pidgin relidgin (or bona fide religion, for that matter) does the daily afterlife routine of the faithful feature frenzied copulation with numerous babes on an hourly basis?  


As you would expect, feminists bitch and whine incessantly about Paradise, cattily pointing out that Mohammed's afterlife plan utterly lacks any mechanism for quenching posthumous female libidos. Indeed, my electronic search of the Holy Qur’ân found not a single reference to cunnilingus. On the other hand, transactional analysis indicates that Mohammed’s [pbuh] portrayal of Paradise functioned primarily as a recruiting tool designed to furnish plentiful cannon fodder, raw material for Moose-leem world conquest. Since in Mohammed’s [pbuh] time the female of the species was a housebound nonentity ineligible for combat duty, there was no need for any rabble-rousing demagogy directed at females, and Mohammed’s [pbuh] prospectus for Paradise accordingly saves space by omitting any reference to the latter, except, of course, in her capacity as a lusty fornicatrix.


By the way, the electrical vibrator was invented by a Jew. 

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