IN WHAT OTHER PIDGIN RELIDGIN
DOES THE AFTERLIFE FEATURE
WITH NUMEROUS BABES?
By our porno-theological correspondent Dr. Sigmund Fraud
In what other pidgin relidgin does the afterlife feature frenzied copulation with numerous babes?
You have simply got to hand it to Mohammed [pbuh]. That sly dog! [pbuh]. It was an absolute stroke of genius to equip his simple but robust theological platform with a blatantly erotic, not to say pornographic, eschatological component. In what other pidgin relidgin (or bona fide religion, for that matter) does the daily afterlife routine of the faithful feature frenzied copulation with numerous babes on an hourly basis?
As you would expect, feminists bitch and whine incessantly about
pointing out that Mohammed's afterlife plan utterly lacks any mechanism for quenching
posthumous female libidos. Indeed, my electronic search of the Holy Qur’ân
found not a single reference to cunnilingus. On the other hand, transactional
analysis indicates that Mohammed’s [pbuh] portrayal of Paradise
functioned primarily as a recruiting tool designed to furnish plentiful cannon
fodder, raw material for Moose-leem world conquest. Since in Mohammed’s [pbuh]
time the female of the species was a housebound nonentity ineligible for combat
duty, there was no need for any rabble-rousing demagogy directed at females,
and Mohammed’s [pbuh] prospectus for Paradise accordingly saves space by omitting
any reference to the latter, except, of course, in her capacity as a lusty fornicatrix.
By the way, the electrical vibrator was invented by a Jew.