Friday, 5 April 2013

Latent Islamophobia Detection


Latent Islamophobia Detection Survey
Commissioned by the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation

Recent scholarly breakthroughs in the clinical field of Early Islamophobia Detection have led to new stress on the crucial importance of rapid detection and prompt treatment of all cases of  that perennial scourge of mankind, Islamophobia. Latent Islamophobia – a hitherto neglected parameter of aggregate Islamophobic virulence -- has been identified as an especially serious threat, especially in middle-aged male Caucasian pit bull owners with less than completed secondary school educational attainment.

Consequently the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation has commissioned Slaughterfaith with the design and application of a new survey intended to detect the first signs of latent Islamophobia. We therefore appeal to our  notoriously equanimous and evenhanded readership to take this pilot version of the LATENT ISLAMOPHOBIA DETECTION SURVEY™ and send in the results as soon as possible.

Slaughterfaith staff is standing by even as we speak, eager to evaluate the results and forward them to the Latent Islamophobia Detection Task Force working round the clock in shifts at OIC headquarters in Jeddah under the able direction of Ghowt Faqir, PhD, whose meteoric career in the emerging clinical field of Latent Islamophobia Detection has enthralled Muslim youth throughout the Islamic world and in parts of Northern Waziristan.  

1. Islam is a festering swamp of nauseating malarkey cooked up by a bunch of degenerate savages suffering from terminal penis inferiority complexes. 


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2. The so-called “prophet” Muhammad ibn Porkchops  was a cranky old fart who didn't know his rear end from a hole in the wall. His lifelong goal was to corner the opium market on the Arabian Peninsula, but he was continually distracted from it by his habit of browsing through his immense collection of vintage suspenders (braces).


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3.  Contrary to popular belief, islam isn't really a death cult, but merely a form of gangster-worship. 


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4.  Islam is the most highly developed form of barbarism.


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5.  Camel-driver cults suck big time.


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6.  If the Holy Qur’ân is art, then Muhammad was a bullshit artist.   


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