THE MOHAMMEDAN HORSE SHIT RACKET
and ALL THAT JAZZ
In the name of Totem-Scrotum, the Morsiful and Chimpassionate
[Reprinted from RACKETEER ALERT! ] The Mohammedan Horse-Shit Racket is operated by the Camel-Driver Cults Syndicate, Inc. through its wholly-owned subsidiary the Organisation of Salami Constipation, located in …
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What's the difference between
(1) the Gangstapimp Pidgin Relidgin and
(2) the Mohammedan Horse-Shit Racket?
And in what way are they curiously BOTH related to
3) the Camel-Driver Cults Syndicate, Inc.?
4) Is a Gangstapimp Witch-Doctor capable of fashioning meaning out of frog-shit?
5) Did Scrotum-Face have a lot of chimpanzee buddies?
6) Did he ever try to kill any of them?
7) Did he succeed?
8) How many did he take out?
9) In what way, if any, is this incident related to Scrotum-Face’s subsequent penis inferiority complex?
Answers in the next issue.