Protocols of the Elders of Gangstapimp
Recently, scholars devoted to Islamo-Gangstapimp research made a sensational discovery. While excavating the cellars of the ruined NKVD-KGB headquarters in Stalingrad, in search of the mortal remains of Islamo-Gangstapimp martyrs, an undisputedly authentic manuscript came to light, ominously entitled Protocols of the Elders of Gangstapimp. This document was so obviously genuine that it wasn't even submitted to any tests, not even isnad or carbon-14, let alone text analysis or common sense, and it was immediately and unanimously proclaimed irrefutable proof of the evil designs of the planetary Gangstapimpocracy brutally to nip in the bud any outbreak of snoring in the Eskimo population, together with countless other crimes.
Not in vain does the Holy Qur’an say: والله خير الماكرين“ (Qur'an 3:54) “Allah is the sleaziest con-man” (Yusuf Ali rendered it as “Allah is the most despicable rat fink know to man, and then some.”)
In addition to this obviously genocidal Gangstapimp conspiracy against the Eskimo people, it was discovered that, at a remote testing site in the Gangstapimp Republic of Porkistan, bungled attempts were made to breed camels capable of reciting the Holy Qur’an in unison, moreover with a Hejaz accent and while dancing in step to a lively rumba.
Many other irrefutable proofs were found, all of which led investigators to conclude that the perpetrators of these outrages were incurably afflicted by the dreaded MHS (Mohammedan Horse-Shit Syndrome), which is thought to be caused by a recessive gene that becomes dominant when duplicated through inbreeding, as is common among certain primitives, especially those of the Gangstapimp persuasion.
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