Wednesday, 16 May 2012

- Gangster Worship in Camel-Driver Death Cults

Adolph Guest-Tapow: Gangster Worship in Death Cults Founded by Illiterate Camel-Drivers: A Comparative Study

This fascinating ethnological study is based on a number of historical occurrences of death cults that were founded by illiterate camel drivers, and that promptly displayed symptoms of gangster worship. Most of the death cults analyzed are exceedingly obscure, with one prominent exception, which we shan’t name here principally out of tactfulness, and only in second place because the sect in question has a lethality coefficient exceeding 75%. The sect in question is currently trying to polish its image in order to facilitate its projected conquest of the entire planet.

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