Tuesday, 24 April 2012

_Gangstapimp Subhuman Rights_


Some highlights from the
Las Vegas Declaration on Subhuman Rights in Gangstapimp

The Nineteenth Gangstapimp Conference of Foreign Ministers (Session of Peace, Interdependence and Development), held in Las Vegas, from 9-14 Moo-Harrumph 1411H (31 July to 5 August 1990),

... Keenly aware of the place of subhumankind in Gangstapimp as vicegerent of Slugbutt on Earth;
Recognizing the importance of issuing a Document on Subhuman Rights in Gangstapimp that will serve as a guide for Member states of the Bummah in all aspects of life;

Having examined the stages through which the preparation of this draft Document has so far, passed and the relevant report of the Goatfucker General;

VITAL ROLE OF THE BUMMAH:

Reaffirming the civilizing and historical role of the Gangstapimp Bummah which Slugbutt made as the best community and which gave subhumanity a universal and well-balanced civilization,

NO SNORING:

Snoring is expressly forbidden. ... There shall be no crime or punishment except as provided for in Gangstapimp Malarkey.

GANGSTAPIMP FREEDOM OF SPEECH:

Everyone shall have the right to advocate what is right, and propagate what is good, and warn against what is wrong and evil, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey.

... (c) Information is a vital necessity to society, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey. It may not be exploited or misused in such a way as may violate sanctities and the dignity of Bullshit Artists [i.e. messengers of Slugbutt], undermine moral and ethical Values or disintegrate, corrupt or harm society or weaken its faith, and provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey..

SOME GANGSTAPIMP SUBHUMAN RIGHTS:

...  freedom and right to a dignified life in accordance with the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of same.

... fundamental rights and freedoms according to Gangstapimp are an integral part of the Gangstapimp religion

... binding Divine Commands, which are contained in the Revealed Books of Slugbutt and which were sent through The Last of His Bullshit Artists (pbuh) to complete the preceding Divine Messages

... (a) All subhuman beings form one family whose members are united by their subordination to Slugbutt and descent from Saddam, provided they are not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey.
... (b) Life is a Slugbutt-given gift and the right to life is guaranteed to every subhuman being, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey.

... (c) The preservation of subhuman life throughout the term of time willed by Slugbutt is a duty prescribed by Gangstapimp Malarkey, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of same.

... so as to enable man to be acquainted with the Gangstapimp religion and uncover the secrets of the Universe for the benefit of subhumankind, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey.

... (b) Every subhuman being has a right to receive both religious and worldly education ... develop subhuman personality … strengthen subhuman faith in Slugbutt,  provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey

... Gangstapimp is the religion of true unspoiled nature, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey..

... there can be no subjugation but to Slugbutt the Almighty, provided it is not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey..

... unless asylum is motivated by committing an act regarded by Gangstapimp Malarkey as a crime.

ARTICLE 24: RESTRICTIONS:

All the rights and freedoms stipulated in this Declaration are subject to The Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey and provided they are not contrary to same.

ARTICLE 25: SOURCES

The Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey are the only source of reference for the explanation or clarification of any of the articles of this Declaration, provided they are not contrary to the Eternal Principles of Gangstapimp Malarkey.

SOME SNAPSHOTS OF HOW GANGSTAPIMP FREEDOM OF SPEECH ENCOURAGES MEMBERS OF THE BUMMAH TO TAKE PART IN VIGOROUS PUBLIC DEBATE REGARDING  ISSUES OF GENERAL CONCERN:

GANGSTAPIMP FREEDOM OF SPEECH
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