Saturday, 14 January 2012

Camel driver religions

Q. How many religions were founded by taxi drivers?

A. None.

Q. How many religions were founded by camel drivers?

A. Just one.

Q. Hmmm …

Q. How many religions were founded by a camel driver who was also a
cagey oasis politico?

A. Just one.

Q. How many religions were founded by a camel driver who was also
·         a cagey oasis politico,
·         a highway robber,
·      a skilled torturer,
·          a slave dealer &
·    a mass murderer?

A. Just one.

Q. Which one?

A. Um, let me think, it starts with an “I” …

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