Thursday, 29 December 2011

Correct interpretation of Mohammedan horse-shit

There follows some idiotic twaddle about the first chunk of the Koran that I downloaded from a Korangutan web site. Then I translate it into colloquial English.

3. Bukhaaree reports from ibn Abbaas (May Allah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of Allah (Peace and Blessings be upon him) said, If, when one of you wishes to go to his wife [for sexual intercourse] says, ‘With the Name of Allah, O Allah! Protect us from the Shaytaan and keep the Shaytaan away from what You will provide us.’ Then if it is decreed that they should have a child out of that act then the Shaytaan will never be able to harm him. [Saheeh Bukhaaree [Eng. Trans. 1/105 no. 143], Saheeh Muslim [Eng. Trans. 2/731 no. 3361]]

Translation:

Scrotum-Face said, “Whenever you fuck your old lady, you must first say “Yo, Allah! Protect us from Satan and keep him away from the zygote.”  This is a sure-fire way of protecting any ensuing brat from Satan.

This feeble-minded crap is par for the course in Mohammedan Horse-Shit. No wonder Goat-fuckers are such idiots. 


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