by Igor Stamboulevich Slamoff
The Zouch! Rule
The very instant someone -- with a straight face and without benefit of a clown costume -- asserts or clearly implies that the Elders of Zion has any standing at all as an historical document, in my mind that immediately triggers the question: Should we attack now, with the benefit of surprise and using whatever weapons we can improvise on the spot? Or should we wait for a tactically more propitious moment, when we have gathered the requisite means to make our onslaught truly lethal?
To claim at this stage of the proceedings that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is anything but a cheap forgery is equivalent to expressing a death wish. To claim such absurdity is a malicious act, an intolerable provocation that announces murderous intent and can be regarded as fully equivalent to a death threat. Accordingly it warrants immediate proactive self-defense measures of the most vigorous sort, naturally including lethal force.
Furthermore, to make such a outrageous claim automatically renders void everything else uttered by the same biped for two weeks before and for two weeks after the provocative utterance in question, including utterances of such an anodyne and uncontroversial nature as “Please pass the salt.”
That is my formulation of the ELDERS OF ZION HOAX ASSERTION BAN (humorously known as “the Zouch! Rule” ), which I propose forthwith become customary law by acclamation.
In 2006, USrael completely ignored Hamas' allegedly radical democratic reforms and boycott Hamas’ fief of Gazza, a situation that prevails to this day.
An injustice? Perhaps. You see, one measure that Hamas had neglected to carry out was a revision of its founding document, the 1988 Charter, which is truly saturated to the gills with extremist, hard-core fundamentalist hogwash.
Apparently Hamas thought they could just distract attention from this skeleton in their closet by highlighting their new-fangled notions. But here they signally failed. Upon reading their 1988 broadside it becomes clear why the Israelis were skeptical, to put it mildly, of the rejiggered Hamas’s intentions.
The 1988 covenant is a fierce statement of a nationalist and Mohammedan Palestinian revolution, in which no distinction could be made between the national and the religious aspects. Furthermore it trashed the Jews with relish, calling them Nazis and all kinds of ugly names.
However there was one aspect of the 1988 covenant that, more than any other indiscretion, must prove a major stumbling block to any reconciliation with Israel. The Charter stands foursquare on belief in the authenticity of that most notorious, flagrant and lethal forgery in the history of mankind, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
This year 2011, is the ninetieth anniversary of the publication by The Times of London of the news -- relayed from its correspondent in Constantinople -- that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was plagiarized from some sordid French political pamphlet and turned into a document slandering Jews, wherein powerful Jews announce their alleged intentions of world dominations. Jews evidently completely devoid of scruples – the giveaway: they intent to corrupt the world’s youth. Now if that isn’t dastardly, what is?
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was concocted by the Tsarist secret police to provide ideological cover for the pogroms they instigated against the Jews of the Russian Empire. It shows how high- minded Tsar Nicholas II was when, despite being an avowed anti-Semite, he ordered the book banned, because even a noble cause like persecuting Jews must be done with the truth and not with lies. But in vain, alas! It survives to this day.
Actually The Protocols of the Elders of Zion didn't make such a big splash until the 1920s and 1930s,. when the Nazis glommed onto it. After they took power in Germany Protocols of the Elders of Zion was made mandatory reading for all German schoolchildren. Protocols of the Elders of Zion functioned basically as the justification for the Holocaust.
Consequently The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is not merely a brutal distortion of history. Protocols of the Elders of Zion itself became an important factor in history, by serving as a pretext to murder millions of innocent people. Protocols of the Elders of Zion was designed with criminal intent by evil men. Protocols of the Elders of Zion is besmirched beyond repair by its horrendous role it played in justifying a grisly genocide.
When moreover it has been a well-know fact for the better part of a century that the book is a complete forgery, and consequently that nothing in it in any way compromises the Jews or befouls their good name, then we must reach the conclusion that anyone who uses Protocols of the Elders of Zion as a stick to beat the Jews with has not the slightest respect for truth or decency, is completely devoid of scruples and is unworthy of the slightest trust. Nothing such a persons says is worthy of belief.
This is a much harsher condemnation than merely calling someone a bloodthirsty Mohammedan fanatic. Even a bloodthirsty Mohammedan fanatic might contain some spark of decency. But whoever espouses such a sordid lie as The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is indissolubly associated with deliberate and wanton instigation of the most horrendous crimes, which he knows to be completely unjustified
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion were not unmasked once , but twice. No doubt Karl Marx would have said that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion were unmasked the first time as tragedy and the second time as farce. But Karl Marx was given to oracular pronouncements of that sort, so we mustn’t let ourselves be put off by them.
From its louche beginnings as a penny-a-line screed, the fruit of plagiarism by a Russian police spy concocted to defame the Jewish race and justify the murderous pogroms that the more atavistic sectors of the Russian right indulged in against Russian Jews out of blood lust, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion has gone only downhill.
Here is a brief chronology of its perfidious record:
The first investigation into the origin of Protocols of the Elders of Zion was ordered secretly (everything in Tsarist Russia was done secretly) by Piotr Stolypin, the conservative but reformist prime minister that Tsar Nicholas II appointed to try to regain a minimum of prestige after the disastrous defeat in the Russo-Japanese war of 1905 and the practically simultaneous revolution against the Tsar, which was put down only with great difficulty.
Stolypin’s myrmidons ascertained that the propaganda screed had first surfaced in anti-Semitic circles in Paris around 1897., it attests to the nobility of Tsar Nicholas' character that, despite being an enthusiastic anti-Semite, on learning the falsity of the book, he ordered it banned, because, as he reasoned, even a virtuous purpose – i.e. persecuting Jews – must not be accomplished by deceptive and contemptible means – i.e. a forgery. In his words The Protocols shall be confiscated . A good cause cannot be defended by dirty means,.
To expect the leaders of a pidgin relidgin like Mohammedan Horse-Shit to have actual human scruples, like the Tsar of Russia, would be of course ludicrous.
|Sneaky-Sleazy Grand Mufti of Jerusalem|
The Arabic-language Wikipedia details the sordid history of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and makes it perfectly clear to all comers that is a complete and outrageous fraud. No Arabic-speaker can produce the slightest justification for believing it authentic..
But Hamas is by no means the only one of the countless sects suffering from Qur’anal fixation to espouse the lies of the Tsarist secret police, the Okhrana. None other than the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem -- no, not the Gestapo stooge, but a more recent incumbent, a biped by the name of Ekrima -- accused the Jews of engineering the assassination of Rafiq el-Hariri, the corrupt Lebanese real estate tycoon who was flattened in Beirut by a bomb apparently planted by the Syrian secret police, or more likely by its stalking-whores Hizbollah, a few years back. The apparent motive was that he had somehow become the leader of an anti-Syrian Lebanese nationalist movement.
Look at yonder photo of this sneaky-slimy Ekrima baboon. Repulsive, not so? Well, this prominent Islamo-dipshit went to São di Arabia and announced that Hariri had been murdered by the Israelis. The evidence? A casual reference to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, no less. The Islamo-dipshit quoted The Protocols of the Elders of Zion in the same breath as the Koran (alias Mohammedan Murder Manual). Quite appropriate, since they are both blueprints for genocide and saturated with lies.
When a prominent dignitary of a cult, in this case the SWAB cult, makes a public announcement relying on, not just a forgery, but THE MOST NOTORIOUS FORGERY IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, we have every right to consider the cult concerned as nothing more than a gang of crooks. Stupid crooks, to boot.
There is a widespread rumour claiming that the reason Mohammedans hate pigs is that Mohammedans secretly suspect that pigs are smarter than Mohammedans. Grand Mufti Ekrima’s pronouncements lend credence to this rumour.