|PRACTICAL USES FOR THE KAABA|
The ascendancy of invisible gods within a pantheon, and , a fortiori, its most extreme manifestation, i.e. Invisible Monotheism of the First Degree -- to use the classification Madame Blavatsky adapted from the Tibetan Book of the Dead -- has since time immemorial inexorably entailed the ruin of the interior decorating industry.”
Oliver Sherlock Holmes
The government of Saudi Arabia has announced a worldwide competition seeking designs to bring the Holy Sites up to date and give them a more contemporary look. This is one of the proposals that attracted most attention, submitted by the Elders of Zion, Inc. An adult movie theater would be installed in the Kaaba, which is completely wasted space anyway. As a matter of fact, an additional benefit would be that we would discover what is inside the Kaaba, which has not been opened for 13 centuries (unless you count the eight times it was accidentally demolished and had to be rebuilt from scratch). This would be an excellent opportunity to remove and replace the radioactive materials that were accidentally embedded in the Kaaba's structure by the crooked contractor who did the last repair job in 1947.