Hey, Ayatollah, I was wondering about this monotheism baloney you keep feeding us. Don't you think that nowadays, with social division of labour, economies of scale, huge savings on bulk carriers, and decentralized computing, polytheism could beat the pants off this monotheism malarkey? Huh?
And I would also like to know … just out of curiosity … how much pig urine would one need to desecrate, say, 20 million Korans? Monotheism is the root of all evil. Monotheism is the root of all evil. Monotheism is the root of all evil.