Wednesday, 26 October 2016

Division of Post-Islamic Affairs

Division of Post-Islamic Affairs

Important Acronyms

ACDS    Accursed Camel Driver Syndicate 
ASSF     Anti-Sharia Strike Force
BOFOD  Bastard Offspring of Fascism and Oriental Despotism
CMCA  Central Mohammedan Conspirator Archives
DCDC   Disreputable Camel-Driver Cult
DIP       De-Islamization Proceedings
DPIF     Division of Post-Islamic Affairs
FJNI     Former Jihadist Now Incarcerated
IAFC     Islam as a Field of Criminology
IASA     Islam as a Subject of Archaeology
IREC     Imam Re-Education Camp
JNP      Jihadist Neutralization Program
LEPS     League for Eradicating Primitive Superstitions
LWICJ  Loitering with intent to commit jihad
LWPQ  Loitering while in possession of a qur’an
MOR    Ministry of Reason
MSSU   Mobile Sharia Suppression Unit
OMF    Oscar Morel Foundation
PFFPL   Prophet Foreskin Fried in Pork Lard
PIRP     Post-Islamic Recovery Phase
PSAS     Primitive Superstitions Annihilation Service
PSMB   Primitive Superstitions Mop-Up Brigade
QRAP   Quran Repository for Agricultural Purposes 

Friday, 14 October 2016


Al-Azhar University, hotbed of intolerance
From Egyptian TV, downloaded from MEMRI on 30 Aug 2016. 
An Egyptian professor at the University of Geneva (Switzerland) discusses education reform in Egypt.  
"It is important not merely to improve the curricula, but to hold courses for Imams and Guides who graduated from Al-Azhar, because they are the reason for the spread of ideas that lead to violence ..." 

Friday, 23 September 2016

Why there is hope for Islam

“A religion founded by a criminal is a criminal religion”.
At first glance Islam seems to confirm this old adage (actually I just made it up). Also at second, third  and fourth glances, by the way.
But nonetheless I am convinced that one day a purified Islam will arise, purged of its brutality, bitchiness and meanness,
The proof: Buddhism is founded on the principle of universal compassion for all living creatures. Yet many of the Mongol hordes that invaded West Asia and Eastern Europe in the 12th century or so were at least formally Buddhist, even though they took delight in torturing and mutilating women and Christian priests.
And nowadays we see a further sign of Buddhist callousness: the indifferent attitude of the Buddhist clergy toward the plight of the Burmese Mohammedans called the  Rohingya.
In a documentary I saw yesterday on Al Jazeera English, a Burmese Buddhist monk gave the same bland, evasive replies regarding the fate of the Rohingya as I became accustomed to hearing from German Fascists when asked after the fate of the Jews.  I once lived in Germany.
And I think that if Buddhism in Burma has been able to distance itself so much from its compassionate roots, then a humane, sensible Islam must also be possible, indeed it might even exist already in some places.  

Monday, 29 August 2016

Compromise proposal to sterilize Muslim immigrants

[Brought to you by the Archives of Tastelessness]
In view of growing demands to curb Muslim immigration, Senator Stump has tabled a compromise proposal in committee (S-432) to expand Muslim immigration, but compensate for this growth in Muslim influx by sterilizing them all, either through vasectomy or chemical castration, or else by means of a riskier experimental procedure known as Petrochemical Scintillation of the Endoplasmic Reticulum, which has the substantial drawback that it can lead to a postoperative pathological condition known as FAS (Funky Armpit Syndrome), which is generally incurable and inexorably leads to convulsions, coma and death.  
Some members of the opposition demurred, alleging potential conflicts with the Genocide Convention. Debate was postponed until an interim ruling could be elicited from the Standing Committee of the Inter-Parliamentary Commission to Combat Snoring.

When asked the grounds for proposing this discriminatory measure against future Muslim immigrants, the senator reportedly replied, “Why? Because Mohammedans FUCK TOO MUCH! There was a Mohammedan Overfuck Ratio (MOR) of 216% in the second quarter of 2015! At this rate, by 2055, 96% of the US population will be Palestinian refugees!” [Note: these figures are imaginary and not meant seriously. I haven't checked the stats yet. IS]