Friday, 23 September 2016

Why there is hope for Islam

“A religion founded by a criminal is a criminal religion”.
At first glance Islam seems to confirm this old adage (actually I just made it up). Also at second, third  and fourth glances, by the way.
But nonetheless I am convinced that one day a purified Islam will arise, purged of its brutality, bitchiness and meanness,
The proof: Buddhism is founded on the principle of universal compassion for all living creatures. Yet many of the Mongol hordes that invaded West Asia and Eastern Europe in the 12th century or so were at least formally Buddhist, even though they took delight in torturing and mutilating women and Christian priests.
And nowadays we see a further sign of Buddhist callousness: the indifferent attitude of the Buddhist clergy toward the plight of the Burmese Mohammedans called the  Rohingya.
In a documentary I saw yesterday on Al Jazeera English, a Burmese Buddhist monk gave the same bland, evasive replies regarding the fate of the Rohingya as I became accustomed to hearing from German Fascists when asked after the fate of the Jews.  I once lived in Germany.
And I think that if Buddhism in Burma has been able to distance itself so much from its compassionate roots, then a humane, sensible Islam must also be possible, indeed it might even exist already in some places.  


Monday, 29 August 2016

Compromise proposal to sterilize Muslim immigrants

[Brought to you by the Archives of Tastelessness]
In view of growing demands to curb Muslim immigration, Senator Stump has tabled a compromise proposal in committee (S-432) to expand Muslim immigration, but compensate for this growth in Muslim influx by sterilizing them all, either through vasectomy or chemical castration, or else by means of a riskier experimental procedure known as Petrochemical Scintillation of the Endoplasmic Reticulum, which has the substantial drawback that it can lead to a postoperative pathological condition known as FAS (Funky Armpit Syndrome), which is generally incurable and inexorably leads to convulsions, coma and death.  
Some members of the opposition demurred, alleging potential conflicts with the Genocide Convention. Debate was postponed until an interim ruling could be elicited from the Standing Committee of the Inter-Parliamentary Commission to Combat Snoring.

When asked the grounds for proposing this discriminatory measure against future Muslim immigrants, the senator reportedly replied, “Why? Because Mohammedans FUCK TOO MUCH! There was a Mohammedan Overfuck Ratio (MOR) of 216% in the second quarter of 2015! At this rate, by 2055, 96% of the US population will be Palestinian refugees!” [Note: these figures are imaginary and not meant seriously. I haven't checked the stats yet. IS] 

Eager to lick the Icelandic boot

How Newcastle United Won Against Pegida & Associates, by Chi Onwurah

“I knew about Pegida, marching in their thousands through German cities against the supposed ‘Islamisation of the West’, claiming not to be racist or Islamophobic but, when the media could get someone to speak, expressing the most hateful views.”

My dearest Chi:

Your objections to Pegida sound PHONY LIKE HELL.

You cannot discuss the problem of Islamophobia
without first discussing the problem of Islam.

You dismiss Pegida because of its conservative views.
I support Pegida DESPITE its conservative views,
simply because they, like I, oppose the onward march of islam.

If leftists weren’t such yellow-bellied spineless scum,
eager to lick the Islamic boot,
I would support a leftist movement.

BUT THEY ARE SO I DON’T.

I think the REAL problem is that you are an ISLAMOPHILIAC.

Ta ta, Uncle Igor

Sunday, 21 August 2016

Come mow my lawn, Shlomo!

http://www.northjersey.com/news/paramus-man-sues-nypd-over-muslim-surveillance-records-1.565249?page=all
This news item from a few years back shows the utter insouciance of the Mohammedan masses toward the criminal nature of the worldwide Muslim Brotherhood menace.  
Paramus man sues NYPD over Muslim surveillance records [video], by Hannan Adely, Staff Writer, The Bergen County Record, November 27, 2013
New York City – Troubled by news reports of secret police surveillance, Samir Hashmi requested records a year ago he believes police have on him and on the Muslim Student Association at Rutgers University, where he was treasurer.

Smear Hashmi: "I just would like those records expunged," said Hashmi, 25. "I really would like to see what activity I did that caused them to be so suspicious.”
Dear Smear, the Muslim Students’ Association has been tightly linked to the Muslim Brotherhood for over thirty years. Evidence: Introductory memorandum, the MB signed confession to its repulsive goals. The Muslim Brotherhood is the source of most of the Arab world’s Islamic terrorist organizations, including Al Qaeda and Ham-Ass.   
Smear Hashmi: I've only been an active Muslim ...”
Dear Smear, if “being an active Muslim” involves joining an MB front organization, then “being an active Muslim” means being a sympathizer of Mohammedan totalitarianism. That is far more than sufficient reason to watch you very closely indeed. Mohammedan totalitarianism is a very grave danger to humankind at this stage of history.
Smear Hashmi: “ ...  and I've never advocated violence at any time
Dear Smear, so what?
Smear Hashmi: “I want peace of mind.”
Dear Smear, you won’t get peace of mind by recreating in your current location the Mohammedan hellhole (i.e. the Gangstapimp Republic of Porkistan) that your parents managed to escape.
Hashmi, a bookkeeper who graduated from college in 2011, said he joined the Muslim Student Association to help his community and show a positive side of Islam after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. He also has been involved as a youth leader at the Islamic Center of Passaic County in Paterson ...
Dear Smear, the Passaic County Gangstapimp Center in Paterson, New Joisy, is a notorious hotbed of Ham-Ass agitation. It is the absolute epicenter of Palestinian subversion on the American continent. If you were a “youth leader” at that pestilential dive, you are evidently a dangerous fanatic.
... which was monitored by the Joint Terrorism Task Force, which includes New Jersey and New York police and the FBI. Hashmi was born and raised in New Jersey and his parents are from Pakistan, he said.
In October 2011, the Associated Press broke news that the NYPD had watched Muslim students at 16 colleges across the Northeast by monitoring websites and emails and using undercover officers and informants to pose as students. The police actions were part of a wider program of surveillance at Muslim houses of worship, businesses and schools that stretched into New Jersey, including Muslim neighborhoods of Paterson and Newark.
Those camel-drivers are right. The NYPD has no business snooping on the Ham-Ass sympathizers at the Passaic County Gangstapimp Center

THAT’S THE ISRAELI ARMY’S JOB. 
Come mow my lawn, Shlomo! 

Monday, 15 August 2016

Pamela Geller converts to Gangstapimp

Pamela Geller converts to Gangstapimp

With photos to prove it!! 

Finally, one of Squallah’s most rebellious children has returned to the fold. Following Pamela Geller’s engagement to Sheikh Funky Baloney, a Mohammedan Horse-Shit Grand Master and spiritual leader of the Funky Armpit School of camel-driver apologetics, she has assumed strict hijabbery, as we can see in the daguerrotypes. 


Pamela Geller with Sheikh Funky Baloney