Wednesday, 26 October 2016
MINISTRY OF REASON
Division of Post-Islamic Affairs
ACDS Accursed Camel Driver Syndicate
ASSF Anti-Sharia Strike Force
BOFOD Bastard Offspring of Fascism and Oriental Despotism
CMCA Central Mohammedan Conspirator Archives
DCDC Disreputable Camel-Driver Cult
DIP De-Islamization Proceedings
DPIF Division of Post-Islamic Affairs
FJNI Former Jihadist Now Incarcerated
IAFC Islam as a Field of Criminology
IASA Islam as a Subject of Archaeology
IREC Imam Re-Education Camp
JNP Jihadist Neutralization Program
LEPS League for Eradicating Primitive Superstitions
LWICJ Loitering with intent to commit jihad
LWPQ Loitering while in possession of a qur’an
MOR Ministry of Reason
Mobile Sharia Suppression Unit
OMF Oscar Morel Foundation
PFFPL Prophet Foreskin Fried in Pork Lard
PIRP Post-Islamic Recovery Phase
PSAS Primitive Superstitions Annihilation Service
PSMB Primitive Superstitions Mop-Up Brigade
QRAP Quran Repository for Agricultural Purposes
Friday, 14 October 2016
Al-Azhar University, hotbed of intolerance
From Egyptian TV, downloaded from MEMRI on 30 Aug 2016.
An Egyptian professor at the University of Geneva (Switzerland) discusses education reform in Egypt.
"It is important not merely to improve the curricula, but to hold courses for Imams and Guides who graduated from Al-Azhar, because they are the reason for the spread of ideas that lead to violence ..."
Wednesday, 5 October 2016
Friday, 23 September 2016
“A religion founded by a criminal is a criminal religion”.
At first glance Islam seems to confirm this old adage (actually I just made it up). Also at second, third and fourth glances, by the way.
But nonetheless I am convinced that one day a purified Islam will arise, purged of its brutality, bitchiness and meanness,
The proof: Buddhism is founded on the principle of universal compassion for all living creatures. Yet many of the Mongol hordes that invaded West Asia and
Eastern Europe in the 12th century or so were at
least formally Buddhist, even though they took delight in torturing and
mutilating women and Christian priests.
And nowadays we see a further sign of Buddhist callousness: the indifferent attitude of the Buddhist clergy toward the plight of the Burmese Mohammedans called the Rohingya.
In a documentary I saw yesterday on Al Jazeera English, a Burmese Buddhist monk gave the same bland, evasive replies regarding the fate of the Rohingya as I became accustomed to hearing from German Fascists when asked after the fate of the Jews. I once lived in
And I think that if Buddhism in
has been able to distance itself so much from its compassionate roots, then a
humane, sensible Islam must also be possible, indeed it might even exist
already in some places. Burma
Monday, 29 August 2016
[Brought to you by the Archives of Tastelessness]
In view of growing demands to curb Muslim immigration, Senator Stump has tabled a compromise proposal in committee (S-432) to expand Muslim immigration, but compensate for this growth in Muslim influx by sterilizing them all, either through vasectomy or chemical castration, or else by means of a riskier experimental procedure known as Petrochemical Scintillation of the Endoplasmic Reticulum, which has the substantial drawback that it can lead to a postoperative pathological condition known as FAS (Funky Armpit Syndrome), which is generally incurable and inexorably leads to convulsions, coma and death.
Some members of the opposition demurred, alleging potential conflicts with the Genocide Convention. Debate was postponed until an interim ruling could be elicited from the Standing Committee of the Inter-Parliamentary Commission to Combat Snoring.
When asked the grounds for proposing this discriminatory measure against future Muslim immigrants, the senator reportedly replied, “Why? Because Mohammedans FUCK TOO MUCH! There was a Mohammedan Overfuck Ratio (MOR) of 216% in the second quarter of 2015! At this rate, by 2055, 96% of the
population will be Palestinian
refugees!” [Note: these figures are imaginary and not meant seriously. I haven't checked the stats yet. IS] US